你看懂了程序员的这些笑话吗？

　　世界上有两种人。一种是左边那种。一种是右边那种&＃xff0c;是程序猿都懂的&＃xff01;

　　随机数生成函数。由于这个数字4是程序猿投骰子得到的&＃xff0c;所以保证了其随机性&＃xff01;

A : Make me a sandwitch.

B : Fuck off

A : Sudo make me a sandwitch

B : With cheese or without cheese?

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A&＃xff1a;给我一个三明治

B&＃xff1a;滚

A&＃xff1a;sudo 给我一个三明治

B&＃xff1a;要不要放奶酪&＃xff1f;

&＃xff08;PS&＃xff1a;linux中使用sudo表示以root权限运行命令&＃xff09;

I know this great UDP joke but you might not get it.

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我知道一个关于UDP的非常好笑的笑话&＃xff0c;只是你可能听不到&＃xff01;

(PS&＃xff1a;UDP是不可靠传输。所以我讲的这个笑话你不一定收的到)

3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.

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3个数据库管理员进了NoSQL酒吧&＃xff0c;不一会他们就都出来了&＃xff0c;由于他们找不到桌子(table)。

&＃xff08;PS&＃xff1a;NoSQL是非关系型数据库&＃xff0c;没有Table这个概念&＃xff09;

A TCP packet walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’d like a beer.” The bartender says, “You’d like a beer?” The TCP packet says, “Yes, a beer.”

译文&＃xff1a;一个TCP包走进一家酒吧&＃xff0c;对服务员说&＃xff1a;“给我来瓶啤酒”。服务员说&＃xff1a;“你要来瓶啤酒&＃xff1f;“。TCP包说&＃xff1a;”是的。来瓶啤酒”。

&＃xff08;PS&＃xff1a;TCP通信须要先完毕三次握手&＃xff09;

Programmer’s girlfriend: “Are you going to sit and type in front of that thing all day or are you going out with me?”
Programmer: “Yes.”

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程序猿的女朋友&＃xff1a;“你是要整天坐在电脑面前唧唧歪歪的敲敲打打&＃xff0c;还是和我一起出去走走&＃xff1f;”

程序猿&＃xff1a;“嗯”。

&＃xff08;PS&＃xff1a;好冷啊&＃xff01;

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Q: How do you explain the movie Inception to a programmer?
A: Basically, when you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM, inside another VM…, everything runs real slow!

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Q&＃xff1a;你怎么跟一个程序猿解释《盗梦空间》这部电影&＃xff1f;

A&＃xff1a;我会这么跟他解释&＃xff1a;当你在一个A虚拟机上执行还有一个虚拟机B&＃xff0c;然后在B虚拟机里面再执行虚拟机C。再在C虚拟机里面执行虚拟机D….那么一切都TMD变得非常慢非常慢非常慢&＃xff01;

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

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Q&＃xff1a;修一个灯泡要多少个软件project师&＃xff1f;

A&＃xff1a;一个都不用&＃xff0c;由于这是硬件问题。

So a programmer has a problem and decides to try writing a regular expression to solve it. Now he has two problems.

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一个程序猿遇到了一个问题&＃xff0c;于是他决定用正則表達式去解决问题。恩&＃xff0c;如今他有两个问题须要攻克了。

　　最后是一张图&＃xff0c;体会一下苦逼的程序猿&＃xff01;