程序员是当下最热门的职业之一了,很多人觉得程序员钱多话少很无聊,其实,程序员界也是有很多乐趣的,下面我们来看一些外国程序员的段子,一起做做英语阅读,顺便get一下程序员们的笑点!
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken. 女孩就像因特网域名一样,我喜欢的都被挑走了(IPV4域名数量实在太少了,不够分,IPV6要全面实施啦,地球上每一颗沙子都能分到一个域名,这个比喻以后用不了了)。
A wife sent her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen." The husband sent back: "Do some cleaning." Some time later the husband received answer from his wife: "House is clean. But I still can't open the window." 在一个寒冷的冬夜,妻子给丈夫发了短信:“窗口冻住了。”丈夫回了短信:“清理一下。” 过了一段时间,丈夫收到妻子的回信:“房间打扫好了,我还是打不开窗户。”
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A boy made up his mind to become a writer who could make people go bananas. And now he is a programmer who programs window error messages.一个小男孩下定决心想成为一个能写出让人发狂的作品的作家,现在他是一名专门写窗口错误提示的程序员。
-What do you do when you see a beautiful girl? Asks the first programmer. -I download her. Answers the second programmer.
-当你看到一个漂亮女孩的时候,你会怎么做?第一个程序员问到。
-下载啊。第二个程序员回答。
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以上就是几个需要计算机知识的段子,不管好不好笑,记得关爱周边的程序员,是他们让大家有机会看到丰富多彩的网络世界!有不懂的英语词组欢迎留言哦!
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